My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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