Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
How external is "for external use only"?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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