4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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