Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Small penises have feelings too.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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