I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Banned from zoo.
Again?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Terrible idea I love it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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