She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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