so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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