Can Purell be used as lube?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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