She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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