I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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