erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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