I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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