he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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