Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
