She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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