Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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