By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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