he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You pole danced in your parka.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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