I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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