Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
