oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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