But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
