Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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