tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just found puke in my bra..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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