it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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