I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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