just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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