so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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