Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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