I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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