They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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