We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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