Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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