Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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