She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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