break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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