All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
