Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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