dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The adults are the big ones right?
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