Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i now understand why vodka
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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