Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
babies were throwing up all over the place
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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