Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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