making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think a kid would responsible me up
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
