Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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