that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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