i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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