Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize