i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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