so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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