Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
