but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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