I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
