They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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