what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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