Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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