Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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